Vampire Blood Drive

by Cesar Becerra

As of February 13th, 2015 the blood drive Linda Marquez High School hosted was believed to be part of the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center was really a plan to get blood for King Dracula. This organization was believed to give the blood to their patients that required blood transfusions this only came to the public's attention because of what happened in Linda Marquez. Cedars-Sinai is a well known medical center that organizes blood drives in several schools in the L.A. county.

“Cedars-Sinai has been partnered with Dracula since 1902, when they first opened their doors,” stated Thomas M. Priselac, President and chief executive of Cedars-Sinai Health System. Mr. Priselac later declared,“ I’m a Vampire, too. The only reason why I joined and became president and chief executive of Cedars-Sinai Health System is to get my master blood.” This explains why they have been organizing so many blood drives over the last ten years. This was only brought up to the public because of what a student-athlete saw going on in the night the Cedars-Sinai was packing up. This student would like to remain anonymous because he/she fears that the vampires will attack. “As I was walking to the gate I saw the employees from the blood drive give this man blood bags, but what he did after was what really got me scared he changed into a bat and then flew away.” This claim led to the investigation by the C.I.A that found that Cedars-Sinai was overruled by many Vampires.